10. Frozen Margaregis

9. DNA-tested Bloody Mary

8. Kraft Root Beer 'N' Cheese

7. Richard Simmons Sweatin' Sour

6. Newt Juice

5. Crapple

4. Snapple: Four Humours: Blood, Yellow Bile, Black Bile, Phlegm

3. E. Coli Colada

2. Lyme Disease Rickey

1. MSF Pond Water