From MSFB vol 11 #3, 7/22/1993

3rd Work Weekend: It Doesn't Get Any Better

The third Midsummerfest Work Weekend proceeded according to schedule, despite only one person volunteering to help out. Neal Goldman, brave soul that he is, decided to risk the wrath of the rain gods and accompanied Ian for a weekend of flexing, sweating, drum-beating and male-bonding.
Soon after arriving on Saturday, Ian made his customary supply run to Royalton, leaving Neal to do the real work all by himself. A couple of hours later, Ian returned to find Neal exhausted and nearly unconscious in the middle of the field. At first Ian though Neal was merely working on his tan, but when Neal failed to respond to repeated shouts of "cold beer," Ian knew something was wrong.
Neal is still comatose, but he emerged briefly and doctors have been able to reconstruct a probable scenario.
Soon after Ian left, a large, four-wheel-drive vehicle arrived at the site carrying a large freezer full of beer, several inflatable pool toys, and five blond women sporting only blue and yellow bikinis. Despite his vehement protests, they stripped off most of Neal's clothes and forced him to recline on one of the aforementioned inflatable pool toys which they had placed in the pond. They then forced him to drink beer after ice-cold beer while they gave him a hot-oil massage and cavorted in the water around him singing in a "Scandinavian-sounding" language. What happened afterwards will only be known if and when Neal recovers. Doctors are not optimistic about his recovery. He occasionally shouts out "It doesn't get any better than this!" and doctors fear permanent brain damage.
Police are still searching for the assailants at this hour.