Hundred Acres (Part 2)
Hello Movers, Hello Shakers
I've come back to Hundred Acres
This place should come with a warning
If you think you're okay now just wait til morning.
First things first, the latrine.
There's a new one, it's pristine.
When you use it, think of me.
I helped build it, so you'd better use a tree!
This year Ian promised honey.
A sad story, not so funny.
When the nectar of the bees
Was enjoyed by bears, not poohs, but grizzlies.
There's another thing that's scary.
It's the fire pit, it's quite hairy.
Might just bring you to your knees
'cause it's filled with frogs and toads and S - N - A - K - E'S
Other issues? Take this show
You get stage fright? Better go
They sing arias, do clever skits
If you don't have talent, trust me, it's the pits.
Yes sir all you movers, shakers
You've survived these hundred acres
But before you shout Hooray
Remember you've all paid for one more day.
Tomorrow's Sunday, what's for lunch
Bet it's Spam, just a hunch
Could it be any more fun?
Add a three-mile uphill hike in blazing sun.
After hiking we make things clean
The short straw does the latrine
One lucky camper drives home the trash
It won't be me 'cause I paid Ian extra cash.
When we sit down to Sunday's dinner
And we vote for tonight's winner
Let me offer you my plea
When you vote for No. 1, please vote for me.